[Subs - try and think of a witty title here]

So, yet another blog rears its ugly head.

There's definitely, definitely not already a surfeit of blogs with titles along the lines of 'here's a bunch of my non-cohesive ramblings tied together with - well, not tied together with anything at all, in fact all they have in common is that they exist as pixels on the same page, tee hee!'

So anyway, oh fuck it - and I assure you this is not just paraphrasing the imaginary blogging cunt I'm pretending to quote above - this blog will mainly serve as a repository for things I write for other places, things that nowhere else will take, the odd rant about music and probably a couple of photos.

You there - take that length of hose out of your mouth and switch off the engine. You will never, ever hear about what I had for lunch.

It'll all probably look prettier at some point if I ever can be arsed shunting little bits of a blog around in Photoshop. Until then, it's going to look like this.